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Wear this fleshcloth just in case you black out after a "wicked-sick" intense "gaming sesh" so that way all the other fine upstanding 20 years olds at the """barcade""" you're at know what parts of your body to be horrified by before they call in The Ambulances That Only Pick Up Total Failures In Life

• 100% 30/01 ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather Grey is 10% polyester
• Baby rib collar and cuffs
• Made in the USA

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length, Front (inches) 28 ¼ 29 ⅜ 30 ½ 31 ⅝ 32 ¾
Length, Back (inches) 28 ¼ 29 ⅜ 30 ½ 31 ⅝ 32 ¾
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26
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